The Telegraph has as a slide show of the women in Berlusconi's life. Deep thinker that I am, I made a detailed study and can report the following statistics.
Brunettes: 19
Blondes who are obviously dying their hair: 6
Blondes who are probably dying their hair but with restraint and taste: 1
Blondes who may well actually be blonde: 1
Red heads, obviously dyed: 1
Women with breasts that might be real : 12
Women with breasts that are most probably not real: 16
Women I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with: 2
Other interesting details.
Brunettes: 19
Blondes who are obviously dying their hair: 6
Blondes who are probably dying their hair but with restraint and taste: 1
Blondes who may well actually be blonde: 1
Red heads, obviously dyed: 1
Women with breasts that might be real : 12
Women with breasts that are most probably not real: 16
Women I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with: 2
Other interesting details.
- One of the women was formerly a dental hygienist and has huge breasts, a very rare thing for reasons dental hygienists probably hate discussing. (It is possible that her breasts might have gained size suddenly after she left what might have been a promising career in dental hygiene.)
- One of the women spent Mr. Berlusconi's money buying twenty-five pairs of shoes in just one week, suggesting that prudence and sound financial management are not qualities these women have.
- Most of the women were not attractive. Two look like they have sophistication and taste (one brunette and one tastefully dyed blonde in case you are wondering). Maybe five others looked like they could be "high class" call girls, if you like that sort of look (I don't). But the majority are, sorry to be so vulgar, total skanks. I would have thought a man with power and large amounts of money could have done better. Sad to think he threw away his freedom, career and status for this.
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